I wish life would just work in my favor

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m the queen of unrequited love
Me
There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything Luna Adriana  (via bl-ossomed)
the-disney-posts:

Love Disney, you must follow this blog!

italys-underpants:

italys-underpants:

So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.

Okay who brought it back.

drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away